Posts Tagged ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’

Andy Kindler took his annual visit to Yankees Spring Training camp in Florida. He appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and shared his experiences. Here’s a look back at at 2010.

Andy Kindler: (wondering how you work in a baseball glove) “Do you suck it….uh….soak it…”  David Wells: “I don’t suck anything, buddy. You might want to suck it.”


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This was the Top Ten List from last night’s Letterman show:

1.) “Why Is Tommy Lasorda Naked?”

2.) “Welcome To The Mets!”

3.) “Run for Your Lives! Sabathia’s Eating Again!”

4.) “You Just Tested Positive For Pine Tar”

5.) “You New Clean-Up Hitter, A-Rod–Adam Rothstein”

6.) “I Could Watch You Squat For Hours”

7.) “This Year, Everyone’s Being Paid In Gum”

8.) “Tickle Party!”

9.) “Instead Of ‘Tommy John Surgery’, I Had ‘Elton John Surgery’ “

10.) “My Fastball Is Up To 43 Miles-Per Hour”

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Dallas Braden obviously didn’t write those jokes on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight, but he didn’t have any problem dishing them out. Before he delivered the top ten list, Braden spoke about the “A-Rod Situation”. He said that it was a “slight misunderstanding” and “it’s been taken care of”. Interesting….who is this guy?

Queen Latifah followed him, and apprently she was unaware that walking over Braden’s mound was an unwritten rule of baseball.

Top 10 thoughts that went through Dallas Braden’s head during the perfect game:

10. Grandma’s right. Stick it, A-Rod.
9. I did it! Oh crap, it’s only the fourth inning.
8. Seriously, how cool a name is Dallas Braden?
7. Now, maybe Justin Bieber will know who I am.
6. I must not tell the world I’m Iron Man.
5. This is something they can never take away from me. But for $50,000, you can have my glove.
4. Next pitch, eyes closed.
3. Even I’ve never heard of me.
2. I should at least give up one hit so I don’t have to do Letterman.
1. Maybe I can give Kate Hudson a call.

Oakland Athletics Pitcher Dallas Braden Smiles

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The New York Yankees Welcome Marginally-Talented Comedian Andy Kindler


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Biff Henderson’s Guess what’s Under My Hat

I can’t believe that guy ate that nacho. I don’t if I’m the only one, but I found it hysterical.

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I was at the Friday taping of The Late Show with David Letterman last night. (yeah, he doesn’t tape his show on Friday’s so he does two shows in one day) I wound up seeing Nicole Richie and Tom Papa instead of Tracy Morgan, Jamie McMurray and Fanfarlo.

It was still a great experience, as I’ve never been inside the Ed Sullivan Theater before. In his opening monolouge Dave released a few Yankee jokes. (since it was a Friday taping..he was already talking about Spring Training) Talking about how Alex has already gotten his off-season work out with Cameron Diaz, and was wondering why they let go of Matsui. He was like…he was the World Series MVP…doesn’t that answer the big question: What have you done for me lately?

Anyway, I dug up this old clip from 1998. Some funny stuff.

1998 – Biff at The World Series

“I’d like to give you a congratulatory pat on the ass” ~Biff

If you haven’t seen this yet, here is Biff reporting from Yankee Stadium after the Yankees won their 27th World Series in 2009.

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1996 Yankees on Letterman

The newly crowned champions pour it on with David Letterman, Oct. 28, 1996.

According to many reports, Derek Jeter, Andy Pettitte, Jorge Posada and Hideki Matsui will appear on “The Late Show with David Letterman” tonight. This sounds great. I’m kind of shocked that Mariano Rivera won’t be on the show, as he is part of that “Core 4”. The show airs at 11:35 p.m. ET on CBS.

In addition, Joba Chamberlain will be on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,” which starts at 12:35 a.m. ET on NBC.

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