This was the Top Ten List from last night’s Letterman show:
1.) “Why Is Tommy Lasorda Naked?”
2.) “Welcome To The Mets!”
3.) “Run for Your Lives! Sabathia’s Eating Again!”
4.) “You Just Tested Positive For Pine Tar”
5.) “You New Clean-Up Hitter, A-Rod–Adam Rothstein”
6.) “I Could Watch You Squat For Hours”
7.) “This Year, Everyone’s Being Paid In Gum”
8.) “Tickle Party!”
9.) “Instead Of ‘Tommy John Surgery’, I Had ‘Elton John Surgery’ “
10.) “My Fastball Is Up To 43 Miles-Per Hour”
M. B. Rozell
Kevin Rozell
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